Qué sucede en Puerto Rico, permanece en Puerto Rico

Hola Amigos !!! Que tu ase !!! Soy detrás de Puerto Rico y tenía un rato maravilloso !! Ok copying and pasting back and forth from AOL Translator is too much work. Yes, I am back from Puerto Rico and it was great !! Fabulous !! Gorgeous!! Delicious !! So Hot !! I know you want all the details right? Ok. Let me start first by clearing something up. I think there was a misconception that Puerto Rico was in the same as DC Pride and Miami in pride events. Pride Nothin !! Atleast that wasn't my experience. There weren't any San Juan Brothas only areas or anything like that. Maybe I'm just naive.

Anyways you want to know the juicy details. Did I get the pina colada lotion licked off? I did. The question now is how many times... Lets see... There was Danceboy, who had me on the dance floor all night sweating buckets and then I joined him in his room( I took a shower first) where he proceeded the licking. ( He also gave me a tiny hickey. I'm lightskinned, I need to tell people not to suck on my neck because I really think hickeys are tacky and I seem to get them too easily.) Then there was HorseHung who also kept me on the dance floor all night. When I later went to his room...well I gave him the name HorseHung. There was him with the nipple rings, and him from the bathroom, him from ATL, oh and him. I know you're thinking, wow what about Bowlegged you whore. He was in Miami and he gave me permission. That's still my nigga. We're gonna be married and have his and his Range Rovers. Plus, I didn't do what you may think I did. I'm still very much virginal and I did nothing with the hims, but talk...lol. Oh I need to tell on somebody. Prodigal Sun. Don't believe anything he said. I saw that boy looking like African royalty no doubt with gold wrapped around his dreads and he was doing the damn thing. Naw I'm playing. Prodigal is a good boy, he didn't even kick me out the room when we were done. LMAO No I'm joking, I swear ! I had such a good time in Puerto Rico beyond all the boys. I even met some people I've been chatting online with for years. Everyone was so cool, I didn't sense any shade at all. How great is that, because you know how the kids do when they get together.
Two highlights of the weekend were special guest Keyshia Cole who I've been illegally downloading for months in anticipation of her debut. She was so tiny, and blond, but cute. The other highlight was being introduced to Emil Wilbekin, former editor and chief of Vibe Magazine. You may say who cares, but this is a man that is an inspiring and respected man in the community to me. It was an honor to meet him. The Bacardi Tour was cute, as was Old San Juan. I have pics and I promise to post the best ones as soon as they are developed.

The fashion staple of the weekend: Conversational Ts. T-shirts with little phrases on the front. My fav- Everybody Loves A Ding Dong.
Word of the weekend: Accosted Example: " You were the one that accosted me in the bathroom the other night. What was your name again? "

San Juan was definitely a thrilling and memorable experience. I would definitely do it again. Alas, I must now get back to my life and prepare for my departure from CT. Its all winding down now. I plan to be in ATL by mid July, which means I gots lots to do. I also think I have a cold because being in 80-90 degree weather than sitting on a frozen airplane and stepping out into crazy CT weather, may have put my body into shock. Aint that a mess.

Oh this is a small conversation I had with someone this morning. Did I do something wrong? (Keep in mind, this person also told me they wouldn't read my blog when I first mentioned starting one because my life wasn't that interesting)


Him: Call me and give me your number. I want to hear about your trip.
Me: Shouldn't you already have my number...
Him: nasty
Him: its cool though
Me: whats nasty?
Him: all u had to do was give me the number, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo in typical homo fashion. Yes i should have ur number, but i cannot access it, cuz my old phone does not work and 2 i could not view my bill cuz it was unavailable. In spite of all that, u should have been like sure ____, here u go
Him: but it's cool
Me: um...do not insult me for only wanting to know why when we've spoken on the phone before, you somehow now don't have my number...of course because you're ____, you think that you have the right away...a good thing would have been to say, " I lost your number. Would you give it to me again, so I can talk to you.
Him: no, cuz i did not lose it, the damn phone dont work, and i told u i wanted to talk to you, but it is so cool, you wanna be like that, it's cool.
Auto response from Me: ...Leave Me Alone...



Todays Track: "I Should Have Cheated" Keyshia Cole